Dokidoki Garossu was just your average middle schooler in some Japanese place somewhere--who just so happens to *not like magical girl anime?!* (#shockedface #0_0 #gotohell) So then what's gonna happen when the new transfer student shows up, and then even more nonsense than usual starts happening?! A story about life, love, growing up, and slowly alienating everyone you know because you were actually pretty rude from the start. I don't actually know Japanese! Let's get FUBAR!
Dokidoki Garossu was just your average middle schooler in some Japanese place somewhere--who just so happens to *not like magical girl anime?!* (#shockedface #0_0 #gotohell) So then what's gonna happen when the new transfer student shows up, and then even more nonsense than usual starts happening?! A story about life, love, growing up, and slowly alienating everyone you know because you were actually pretty rude from the start. I don't actually know Japanese! Let's get FUBAR!
I came up with this in high school when my friend told me "let's do a magical girl comic!" And you know what? They ditched me, because I'm the one who takes small stuff and takes it way too far. Now it's an actual comic. I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys. I'm so sick of being haunted by high school. I shoulda never watched that Evangelion thing in 9th grade. Ruined my whole life. Anyways this is a Sailor Moon parody, because if I mention Pretty Cure you'll say "what's that". Man I had too much dinner
Nobody reads these, right? So anyway I sold this story to myself as "magcial girls x delinquent action series because there's no monsters so everyone's assholes". It mutated to just include everything I hate on a visceral level and gives me anxiety, including manga written by people who never watch live-action and webseries by people who think they understand Japanese culture. Every time I use Japanese in here I hope it's wrong. Magical Heroines is uniquely American. This is my excuse
The titles are literally Konami music names. Can I get away with using weebly englishinizations or just go with actual direct meaning translations??? Anyways, did you know that magical girls are role models for young children? Like they're here to show them how to be better people and be good? I feel like one of the themes in this story is what happens when you make fun of someone for being a piece of shit character stereotype for so long that they turn into it. Parents, beat your children less.
Legitimately I want to make it clear in no uncertain terms that like 2/3rds of the entirety of this series is me playing with hating the things I think contribute to Japan's (and soon America's if immigration dries up!) negative birth rates, and 1/3rd me wailing in rage at how nobody could beat pedophiles and pedo-apologists out of anime circles before it was too late. Also, a girl does kung-fu kicks in this issue!!
Really at a loss for what to put here. I guess the pursuit of true strength leads to emptiness and real-life consequences? Gonna go out to become the world's greatest boxer of all time and get shot dead at a bar someday
I kind of regret not putting links to the Bemani and close-enough barely-associated songs I use for titles. Can someone email me if they want that? In fact, like, let me know if someone reads this series here instead of Tapas. I wouldn't if I were you, but there's always gotta be one of something. Also, why don't real life people without empathy do like Mobo and just do good things to get people on your side and fight bad people for you, it's logical! Why make folks bug you over garbage?? Ugh