Something scary stalks the streets of Texas, leaving a trail of corpses in its wake.The only person standing in its way is Larry Chaney, a slacker reporter who can't hold a job, can't keep a girlfriend and doesn't even know the capital of Australia. Woof! Larry must go undercover at a local furry convention (it's a long story, trust us) if he has any hope of stopping the beast dead set on turning the lone star state into an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Evil Inc is a national corporation run by supervillains. It's like any other workplace, except the dress code leans heavily towards spandex, and interdepartmental conflicts sometimes involve a trip to the emergency room. (When these folks punch in at the beginning of the day, they really mean it.) It's a workplace filled with secret identities, secret weapons, and secret passageways... yet the biggest secret of all may be the budding romance between one employee, Miss Match, and the city's top superhero, Captain Heroic.

The illustrious illustrated adventures of the one and only Carnal T. Barbarian!

Chloe is a 23 year old video game steamer struggling with anxiety and depression. She lives with a character in the form of a cloud

Debby Docks is the strongest girl in the world! Well, at least that's what everyone tells her. She's got two main problems though, for one thing she's not allowed to go outside, and for another, her hands sometimes inexplicably turn into venus flytraps. One day, an urgent news report reveals a public search for a magical crayon that has a cash reward for whoever finds it. Determined to finally go outside and win enough money to buy a lifetime supply of snacks, she breaks the rules and sets out with her best friend Friday. Sounds like a great adventure right? Little does Debby know that a sudden encounter with a mysterious being will reveal that her future might be a whole lot darker than she ever imagined. Faced with the uncertainty of a struggle headed her way, will Debby be able to overcome the unknown? Just what is it that she's truly searching for on this journey?

ongoing sitcom about of a group of friends. no fixed schedule. may contain violence. may contain nudity. -no lgbtq content-

BattleSmash is a time travelling, multi-versal punk rock band from a 1980's Earth dimension. Led by Dick Dickerson and currently accompanied by Dr. William Cletus Johannisburg Battlesmash M.D. Esquire XVII, Kid Cigrit and Jon. They travel through time space battling and smashing creatures and things.... Google "BattleSmash" for backstory leading up to this book WE ARE A REAL BAND!!!!!!.... Oh..... 1800 character limit? Ok then; here is a timeline of the band's key lore from their origin leading up to the beginning of this work (further details can be found on our Facebook/YouTube and/or website): - BattleSmash gets famous in 1981. - Original bassist Lou Beerious is killed at an ice cream social in the 90's. - The Bee VS Shark Space War. - The Shark VS Unipus Space War. - The band calls it quits in 1999; fearing Y2K. - Disastrous reunion show of 2003. original drumist Kermit quits the band. - They run out of money and recruit Cold Lunch Kyle as drummer leaving on a reunion tour in 2022. - Cold Lunch fakes his death from Salmonella. - New drummer Jon! - Original bass player Lou Beerious's son Lee "Kid Cigrit" Beerious joins the band as bassist. - The arrival of Le Destructor from the French future.... You also may want to check out "The Art of the Epic Fumble" by us; BattleSmash. Available everywhere you buy/stream/steal music. (YouTube, Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon etc...) To catch up quickly to the storyline watch at least "BattleSmash: The Cartoon" and the "Le Destructor" saga on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram and/or TikTok. The simplest description of us is on our official website, but there are more confusing ones all over the internet as well..... Exclusive content on Soundcloud!

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It’s 1994. The world faces an impending apocalypse known today as the Internet. Floyd Simmons, a couch-surfing rebel, gets thrust into the role of end-times antihero after falling in love with Mandy, a firebrand artist with radical tendencies herself. The story begins in the dystopian hellscape known also as the Present Day, where an older, wiser Floyd faces a final showdown with hostile state authorities. As he reflects on the grueling odyssey of his movement, Floyd chronicles the history of how it all began, a wild ride that aims to set the record straight.

Middle schooler Ernie Banoks is just trying to survive Halloween mayhem, family drama, and creepy neighbors. But when his brother hands him a mysterious book about an urban legend called "SmileFace," strange things start happening. Cryptic messages, moving objects, and a spooky ink message lead Ernie to wonder if the legend is real—or if something even darker is lurking. Packed with humor and mystery, Ernie Banoks: It Lurks is a hilarious and spooky adventure for fans of creepy tales and middle school chaos.