Motherchuckers I Can Read

WTF. You ask yourself. What is this Motherchuckers stuff? This I Can Read shit? I mean, who can’t read? It’s for you, Motherchuckers, who don’t care if nobody else likes your stories. Tell ‘em anyway. Watch people move away. Clear the room. That was your intention, after all, right? Victory’s yours. More food and drink for you. These stories are like children’s stories but for adults, which maybe you are. Put it down if you aren’t. It’s for adults who remember what it was like to read some first words in comics and follow along.