Klaxon
English
8 pages
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1: Klaxon And The Kriminal Klasses
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263 views • Jun 29, 2021
On the run from East End Gangsters, a couple disguise themselves as a pantomime horse and head for France. En route, one of them discovers the effects of stress-related flatulence, which, in turn, provokes a stream of sweary outbursts. They are overheard by a theatrical agent who signs them as Klaxon: The Tourettes Horse. In deep disguise, they go on to enjoy major success on the stand-up circuit.
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2: Klaxon On Ketamine
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60 views • Jul 01, 2021
Visiting the Deep South on a tour of the US, Klaxon over indulges before the show and once on stage, launches into a lengthy controversial rant about gun control, religion and the legal system. He immediately alienates his entire audience and the resulting tensions play havoc with his long-standing digestive issues while the evening builds towards an inevitable showdown...
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3: Klaxon And Kovid
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215 views • Jul 01, 2021
When Covid puts the kibosh on gigs, Klaxon is pressured into appearing in an advert, and becomes the face of Chuff-Eeeze, an anti-flatulence medication. Over-sampling the product quickly 'cures' his particular problem and has an immediate and obvious effect on his act. His routine gets increasingly angry and political and he rapidly begins to lose his audience. There is only one thing to do...
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4: Klaxon And The Korporate Shill
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82 views • Jul 02, 2021
As his act is now a long impassioned rant against ignorance and corporate greed, Klaxon’s audience is once again stunned into silence. Although, on this occasion, he may have overstepped the mark. One or two of his comments are deemed offensive and following a confrontation on a radio show, his show is picketed by protestors. Facing his accusers from the stage, Klaxon steps into the spotlight...
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5: Klaxon And The New Stupid
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177 views • Jul 05, 2021
Angrier than ever, Klaxon turns his attention towards the intellectual shortcomings of his generation. These insights resonate with a growing number of fans who begin following him in a cult-like manner, even wearing horse masks to gigs. Klaxon enjoys his moment before having a crisis of conscience, realising that he's now become what he once despised. There’s only one way this story can end....
