Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet
English
32 pages
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Issue 1
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #1
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208 views • Apr 30, 2024
Welcome to planet Heist! It's the cutthroat capital of the entire Nehring System, home to billions of the worst men and women in the galaxy. The Pan-Galactic government has no idea what to do with the planet, but conman Glane Breld and his band of thieves know exactly what to do with Heist—they're going to steal it. It’s Ocean’s Eleven in space, brought to you by writer Paul Tobin (Colder and Bandette) and Arjuna Susini (The Replacer)—the only minds crazy enough to steal an entire world.
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Issue 2
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #2
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136 views • Apr 30, 2024
A famous sniper, a gunsmith who despises him, and a groupie who bought all his clothes at auction: they’re the perfect crew Glane Breld needs to pull off history’s greatest con and steal an entire planet. But first, a few moderately unexpected assassination attempts and a surprise visit from a dog that is, without question, a good boy!
31 pages
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Issue 3
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #3
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96 views • Apr 30, 2024
Glane and the gang shift the heist into high gear, but there’s a few bumps along the road—like a highly-trained bird, some even higher-trained assassins, and a group of Glane lookalikes with murder on their minds. Luckily, Glane has a master plan that involves… two drops of red ink? Huh? How’s THAT going to work?
31 pages
Issue 4
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #4
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58 views • Apr 30, 2024
A heist at the world’s most decadent party. A rescue in one of the world’s crappiest apartments. An explosion at the docks. Glane Breld and his con men need to perfectly time all three, because failing even one will result in an arrest, a death, and well… entirely the WRONG explosion. All eyes on the clocks, because… Timing. Is. Everything.
29 pages
Issue 5
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #5
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59 views • Apr 30, 2024
If you want to break the law, there’s no better step than getting a judge on your side. So that’s what Glane Breld and his crew do—Heist style! Also, Glane rights a personal wrong, Brady takes a very unexpected nap, and one member of the crew discovers family they’ve never known: a sister who’s a potential monkey-wrench to the whole operation!
31 pages
Issue 6
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #6
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36 views • Apr 30, 2024
If you’re going to steal an entire planet, you better have the best team. Only problem is: If you’re working with the best, then you’re in the worst sort of trouble when they turn against you. Especially if they’re using the most diabolical weapon of all (a cat video)!
29 pages
Issue 7
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #7
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33 views • Apr 30, 2024
Okay, so everything’s going wrong. Eddy is now working for the Dignity Corporation, and he (and a few billion other folks) are trying to murder Glane. Surely, though, Glane has a contingency plan for this, right? Maybe? Something? And if suddenly living in the center of a storm isn’t bad enough, Glane learns his master plan is just a cog in the TRUE mastermind’s plan. Who’s in charge here?!
32 pages
Issue 8
Heist, Or How To Steal A Planet #8
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35 views • Apr 30, 2024
It’s heist time, with Glane on the verge of the biggest con in history! This issue features twists, turns, and BURNS. All the cards are falling into place, as Glane and his crew face their most shocking revelation yet, learning that not only can a house of cards crumble quickly… sometimes, you never owned that house in the first place!
