From the Metapolice Files

I'm learning as I go. The idea is to handle as many genres and modes as possible, this is a living portfolio — I do want to get hired, so please write if you have an actual offer. My true master is probably Henry James — he was The Master, right? Whatever that might mean. But also Balzac for his entrepreneurial spirit, T.S. Eliot for his common sense, Yeats for his "community disorganizing" and general trolling (see "Playboy of the Western World" case), EP for being EP, Lana for being Lana, Dickens for being a Dick. Also Candance Owens is the best online — that is, among those I know so far.

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