Cyberpink®
English
61 pages
Issue 1
Cyberpink® Double Issue #1!!!
19.5K views • May 13, 2025
(Check out our music on Spotify!) Okay this is the story of how we died trying to save the universe, or possible we DID succeed, otherwise I am definitely a ghost. You'll have to read it to find out! It contains music, aliens, plus the end of the world. NDB!!! Plus CHAIR PANTS!! NO MORE NUDE CHAIRS!! - L Join our email list for FREE goodies at cyberpink.rocks! New pages drop Tuesdays at cyberpink.substack.com!
21 pages
Issue 2
Cyberpink® Issue 2-We Steal A Van!!!
226 views • Jul 10, 2025
New pages drop Tuesdays at cyberpink.substack.com! How many of you were left SLEEPLESS for several WEEKS after Issue 1's CLIFFHANGER? DID THEY DIE?? Probably not, otherwise there's not going to be an Issue 3. Unless it's one of those sad, shot-in-the-rain "Batman's Funeral" episodes, where everyone discusses their memories of the deceased. No one needs that. Also, please don't talk about "lightly fried asparagus" around Stacyÿ because it's going to bring up too many traumatic memories. HEY! Join our email list at cyberpink.rocks! THANKS IN ADVANCE! (Also, "thanks in advance" means you have to DO IT!!)
26 pages
Issue 3
Cyberpink® Issue 3-Stacyÿ Sees a Ghost!!!
97 views • Aug 15, 2025
New pages drop Tuesdays at cyberpink.substack.com! We got offered a CONTRACT by Nicky Rat!!! (And if that name doesn't inspire confidence, nothing will!) BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! We met Von Blonde and WOW is Arianna MEAN!! We found SUSPICIOUS ancient computers and enough cables to wire the ENTIRE MOON (what's THAT about??), got lost in creepy caves, and now there's a GHOST?? Or maybe it's just my imagination? NO WAIT IT'S DEFINITELY A GHOST!! - Stacyÿ 👻 P.S. Join our email list at cyberpink.rocks before the ghost gets YOU!! P.P.S. It's probably not a real ghost. P.P.P.S. OR IS IT???
13 pages
Issue 4
Cyberpink® Issue 4.1-Page Against the Machine!!!
100 views • Sep 12, 2025
New pages drop Tuesdays at cyberpink.substack.com! BREAKING NEWS: Getting lost in caves is SUB-PAR! Especially when there's a ghost only Stacyÿ can see? 🤔 Meanwhile my mentor Dr. Vaughan is building a FRANKENSTEIN MACHINE to talk to SUBSPACE? But I'm sure is fine. Everything is quite fine. - Infiniti 🤖👻 P.S. Join our email list at cyberpink.rocks! P.P.S. Seriously, is NO ONE else concerned about the alien machine???
19 pages
Issue 5
Cyberpink® Issue 4.2-Infiniti's Mom Sucks!!!
87 views • Oct 28, 2025
This issue has more flashbacks than Woodstock! New pages drop Tuesdays at cyberpink.substack.com! But until then, enjoy these FREE GlobalComix releases, because to be honest our Substack is overpriced, it costs like $100/day now and those "new pages" we release are literally just BLANK! Why? Because that's how we make the BUCKS!!!!!! It's all about the money for us. Some people say it should be about the music, but we say no. We prefer to be as materialistic as possible. You wouldn't know it, but it's true. For exelkder;klqd Stacyÿ stop typing!!!!!!
