With the war in Unstablovakia in full swing and the throne up to claim, our two dum-dum mercenaries just want to get paid and maybe not get killed. Join their journey through dwarf mining country and its murder-by-pie treachery as they work for a ruler who wants to watch the world burn-starting with his own stuff! But our goblin and doppelgänger mercenaries may wreck the kingdom before anybody...
With the war in Unstablovakia in full swing and the throne up to claim, our two dum-dum mercenaries just want to get paid and maybe not get killed. Join their journey through dwarf mining country and its murder-by-pie treachery as they work for a ruler who wants to watch the world burn-starting with his own stuff! But our goblin and doppelgänger mercenaries may wreck the kingdom before anybody...
War has come to Unstablovakia, and the country's two most incompetent mercenaries realize it's their time to shine! King Ded is dead, drowned in a wine barrel without any apparent heirs. Now, our mercenary"heroes"-a delusional goblin and his silent doppelganger sidekick-fight with the five factions that sprung up to claim the throne. Who will win? Will the kingdom survive? And will there be...
With the war in Unstablovakia in full swing and the throne up to claim, our two dumdum mercenaries just want to get paid and maybe not get killed. Join their journey through dwarf mining country and its murder-by-pie treachery as they work for a ruler who wants to watch the world burn - starting with his own stuff!
War in Unstablovakia should mean steady work for freelance mercenaries, right? Well, not if the mercenaries are incompetent ding-dongs... The battle for the kingdom is down to knights fighting the undead. But these knights have this bothersome code of loyalty that really bothers our two mercenaries or "heroes". Plus, what happens when we add love into the mix? Zombie fights, knife fights, and...
War in Unstablovakia should mean steady work for freelance mercenaries, right? Well, not if the mercenaries are incompetent ding-dongs... The battle for the kingdom is down to knights fighting the undead. But these knights have this bothersome code of loyalty that really bothers our two mercenaries or "heroes". Plus, what happens when we add love into the mix? Zombie fights, knife fights, and...