1: Welcome to Cocktober!
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101 views • Oct 01, 2023
Hey oooo! It's cocktober! Keep scrolling for more of your favorite Stern Show inspired cocks!
2: Hello, Hello
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65 views • Oct 01, 2023
This cock is into vinyl parties, expensive whisky, and shoving plantain chips into his mouth.
3: Oh My God No!
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47 views • Oct 01, 2023
This large and lazy cock loves cigars, watching Blue Bloods, and of course cock!
4: I'm Running for US Senate
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56 views • Oct 01, 2023
The tannest cock on the block is running for Senate. Vote tan!
5: I'm a Turtle
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29 views • Oct 01, 2023
He finds dimes, talks to squirrels, and loves putting things in his pouch.
6: Let's Get This Shit Started!
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24 views • Oct 01, 2023
This cock loves titties, ass, and sex toys.
7: I Didn't Mess Wit His Bagel
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26 views • Oct 01, 2023
Let's lift some weights and give Ronnie shit.
8: I'm Going to Paris!
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28 views • Oct 01, 2023
This cock loves animals and spends her days cleaning litter boxes and feeding kittens.
9: I Need a Cock!
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22 views • Oct 01, 2023
This cock has big pendulous balls and loves her juice cleanses.
10: Broken Weirdo
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24 views • Oct 01, 2023
This shock cock isn't broken, he's an artist. He stays home to jerk off and paint pictures of his cats.
11: Goo Foo You, Goo Foo You
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24 views • Oct 01, 2023
A little something extra for the instant gratification crowd.