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Darius orders Jayne hats as a present for their upcoming trip to Comic-Con, but Steve suspects he has ulterior motives.
Darius gets his costume ready for Halloween.
Darius orders a bow tie to get dressed up, but where does he wear it?
Darius shows off his songwriting talent.
Steve accidentally gets in Darius' way and he is not happy.
Darius gets Steve a Christmas present, but he may have ulterior motives.
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This cock loves titties, ass, and sex toys.
He finds dimes, talks to squirrels, and loves putting things in his pouch.
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