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Darius helps out Steve at the grocery store.

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BFD

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Steve accidentally hurts Darius' feelings.

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Living Compass

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Darius' sense of direction is always on point.

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Jayne Hats

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Darius orders Jayne hats as a present for their upcoming trip to Comic-Con, but Steve suspects he has ulterior motives.

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Time for Some Tricks and Treats!

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Darius gets his costume ready for Halloween.

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Position A or B?

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Darius orders a bow tie to get dressed up, but where does he wear it?

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Put Me in Coach!

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Darius shows off his songwriting talent.

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Never Forget

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Steve accidentally gets in Darius' way and he is not happy.

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Darius Does Christmas

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Darius gets Steve a Christmas present, but he may have ulterior motives.

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Broken Weirdo

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This shock cock isn't broken, he's an artist. He stays home to jerk off and paint pictures of his cats.

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I Need a Cock!

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This cock has big pendulous balls and loves her juice cleanses.

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I'm Going to Paris!

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This cock loves animals and spends her days cleaning litter boxes and feeding kittens.

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I Didn't Mess Wit His Bagel

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I'm a Turtle

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He finds dimes, talks to squirrels, and loves putting things in his pouch.

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I'm Running for US Senate

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The tannest cock on the block is running for Senate. Vote tan!

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Let's Get This Shit Started!

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This cock loves titties, ass, and sex toys.

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Oh My God No!

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The large and lazy cock loves cigars, watching Blue Bloods, and of course cock!

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Hello, Hello

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This cock is into vinyl parties, expensive whisky, and shoving plantain chips into his mouth.

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I Need a Cock!

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This cock has big pendulous balls and loves her juice cleanses.

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It's Cocktober!

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Welcome to the best month of the year! New Stern Show personality inspired cocks will be dropping every Tuesday and Thursday.

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Goo Foo You, Goo Foo You

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A little something extra for the instant gratification crowd.

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Broken Weirdo

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This shock cock isn't broken, he's an artist. He stays home to jerk off and paint pictures of his cats.

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I'm Going to Paris!

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This cock loves animals and spends her days cleaning litter boxes and feeding kittens.

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I Didn't Mess Wit His Bagel

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Let's lift some weights and give Ronnie shit.