The Big Parry Dingleberry

The date is April 1 2018, it is Parry Dingleberry III’s birthday. His mother Marry Dingleberry invites Parry’s old brother Ryan, and Ryan’s son Peter. Parry receives an old picture of Ryan holding Parry as a baby from Ryan, then Pauline Gooch, a college student working at Parry’s high school who he hooked up with, calls and asks to meet up. Parry meets at the park to find an egg she laid with a note saying she wants nothing to do with it, this makes Parry mad.