Space Junk

In 1969, Miss Stella Starlight was abducted by aliens. That is to say, there was an ATTEMPT. Objects in the telescope mirror were NOT as close as they appeared, and owing to an embarrassing miscalculation of scale, the little green men sent to spacenap Miss Starlight found themselves with an unexpectedly large human wedged in their spaceship's cargo bay. And so Stella became SAUCERELLA, THE GIRL WITH THE FLYING SAUCER HAT!