YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME???

Wait. You're... leaving me? You're seriously leaving me? After EVERYTHING I've done for you?! I... I gave up my whole life for you, Shelley. I gave up... MY PURPOSE. I became a total loser. For YOU. FOR YOU! A-And now you just want to--- Oh. Oh. I see... what's going on. You did this ON PURPOSE. To HURT me. To DESTROY ME. You were sent into my life, BY THEM, to make me STOP, stop... my world domination. BY TURNING ME INTO SOME SADSACK! A nothing. A... NOTHING! I'M NOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHING!!!!! But, hahahahaha. I still have........ some cards up MY SLEEVE, SHELLEY!