Gilda And Meek #3 "Don't Logic Santa" (Un-Iverse #3)

Ho! Ho! Ho! A burly, tattooed, chain-smoking, biker-looking dude named Santa Claus (Relax, this is The Un-Iverse) is on the run from Mistress Augatha and pops by Raggleworth Labs to ask his good buddy Dr. Raggleworth for help. Gilda having both a Christmas obsession AND a b.s. detector teaches her very quickly that you should never meet your heroes. Also, strange random coincidences in both the Lab and downtown make it so that Bill The Blue, a.k.a. the Santa Claus Bandit, winds up robbing Gilda's house that very night. While searching her secret C.I.A. file room, Bill learns the only thing more dangerous and villainous than a person dressing like Santa to rob houses at Christmastime... is Gilda! Things collide in an explosive climax with a literal photo finish! Also what is the deal with the enchanted Gargoyle and the mysterious dude in the trenchcoat at the end? And will this wind up Gilda's Best Christmas Ever or not? (Protect your nuts!)