Gilda And Meek And The Un-Iverse
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Episode 1
Gilda And Meek #1 "Groundwork" Special Edition (Un-Iverse #1)
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401 views • Oct 09, 2024
The literal Groundwork to the canon of the fictional Universe known as The Un-Iverse! Meet Gilda Thurman, Terran Cat, and put-upon lawyer by day and even MORE put-upon demonologist by night! Who just happens to be trying to prevent the tyrant Mistress Augatha from taking over the world in her spare time! After her introduction to her new ragtag group of friends, Meek, Bernadette, the Piranha, and Dr. Raggleworth, Gilda also now has a group of people to protect. And Augatha sending a demon assassin after them is the first test of both her skills and usefulness to her new skeptical coworkers.
The first issue is a pretty straight-forward and basic funny animal book. But when you reread it in hindsight, you will see a bunch of clues about later stuff, and some of the stuff you viewed ONE way will be seen in an entirely different light when rereading it after the saga is over.
A Universe unlike any other comic, with a premise and cast of characters unlike any other comic, with artwork shittier than any other comic, The Un-Iverse is the comic book for people who don't like comic books! But who already know everything about comic book tropes to begin with.
Wait, what? Are we sure this is a good idea? Who is this for?
Never Mind. Presenting the first issue ever of Gilda And Meek! The Epic Commences!
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Episode 2
Gilda And Meek #2 "The Otterman Cometh" (Un-Iverse #2)
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70 views • Oct 09, 2024
Who is the mysterious Otterman? Who granted him his powers? And why does he seem to know (and fear) the Piranha? And subconsciously why does the Piranha seem to know (and fear) HIM? Villain or misguided hero? Friend or foe? Boxers of briefs? This issue asks the tough questions!
53 pages
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Episode 3
Gilda And Meek #3 "Don't Logic Santa" (Un-Iverse #3)
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100 views • Oct 10, 2024
Ho! Ho! Ho! A burly, tattooed, chain-smoking, biker-looking dude named Santa Claus (Relax, this is The Un-Iverse) is on the run from Mistress Augatha and pops by Raggleworth Labs to ask his good buddy Dr. Raggleworth for help. Gilda having both a Christmas obsession AND a b.s. detector teaches her very quickly that you should never meet your heroes. Also, strange random coincidences in both the Lab and downtown make it so that Bill The Blue, a.k.a. the Santa Claus Bandit, winds up robbing Gilda's house that very night. While searching her secret C.I.A. file room, Bill learns the only thing more dangerous and villainous than a person dressing like Santa to rob houses at Christmastime... is Gilda! Things collide in an explosive climax with a literal photo finish! Also what is the deal with the enchanted Gargoyle and the mysterious dude in the trenchcoat at the end? And will this wind up Gilda's Best Christmas Ever or not? (Protect your nuts!)
61 pages
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Episode 4
Gilda And Meek #4 "The Woman In Sunglasses" (Un-Iverse #4)
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80 views • Oct 11, 2024
Augatha stops screwing around and just takes out a freaking hit on Gilda! Meet the mysterious assassin Dr. Smog, discover his true agenda, his tragic past, his toxic superpowers, and his one fatal weakness, and learn what the heroes must sacrifice (of themselves) to defeat him. Meanwhile wedding bells are ringing for Vic Puff and Donna Demented. It's like a fairytale (if the Brothers Grimm were into torture porn)! Also who IS the mysterious Woman In Sunglasses anyways? I can swear I've seen her somewhere before. Hmmm!
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Episode 5
Gilda And Meek #5 "Darkness Falls" (Un-Iverse #5)
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109 views • Oct 13, 2024
Gilda and The Woman In Sunglasses finally meet. And it goes about as well as you might expect. Later, Gabrielle gives the Piranha a worrisome palm reading with devastating consequences. The issue also introduces Redmond The Dark Child, a mysterious giant, alien cat's head prophecized to destroy the Earth. And the mysterious Mr. X is finally unmasked.
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Episode 6
Gilda And Meek #6 "The Village" (Un-Iverse #6)
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90 views • Oct 13, 2024
The Piranha and his new psychic friend Crusty the Crab surface on the land and explore an eerily deserted seaside village (which is not quite as deserted as we thought). Meanwhile a disgraced and broken Vic Puff winds up trading one vice for another, while more clues about Eddie's Cat's true identity and agenda are revealed. The upcoming short stories starring the musical group of monkeys known as The Humans are also previewed with their (incredibly stupid) origin. Meet the Mysterious Woman, and witness the flashback to when Dr. Raggleworth met the Piranha, and learn the true (crazy) plan of The Agency.
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Episode 7
Gilda And Meek #7 "Skeletons" (Un-Iverse #7)
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34 views • Oct 14, 2024
"Many years ago, in a Universe that is thankfully not ours, there is a forest. And in this forest, there is a cave. And one dark night many years ago something horrible happened in this cave. Perhaps the worst thing that EVER happened. This is the story about that."
--The Narrator.
So begins The One Un-Iverse story that should not ever exist. No, you have not picked up the wrong comic. No, I am not insane (said no sane person ever) although the madness in the story does seem to be catching. The most shocking, pivotal issue so far. Things will never be the same.
And The Wheel Of Fate spins ever onward...
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Episode 8
Gilda And Meek #8 "Enter Tork" (Un-Iverse #8)
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41 views • Oct 14, 2024
In the final issue of Book One, the Piranha returns home (in a rather anticlimactic fashion) as the heroes and Gabrielle are desperately forced into attacking Augatha's Fortress on Mount Crushmore head-on before they ever planned or wanted to. But their survival takes a backseat to their shock (and cynical delight) at revelations and dirty, embarrassing secrets from Gabrielle's past nobody ever suspected.
In the meantime, meet Augatha's second in command, Tork, for the first (last?) time, and see her come face-to-face with the Conduit!
A lot of questions are answered in the final Gilda And Meek issue for awhile, and a bunch of new ones are raised in the meantime! Can the Piranha repair his relationship with Dr. Raggleworth? Can Gilda put aside her rage and work with Gabrielle for the common good? And will Augatha's nasty head-fakes on an increasingly confused and frustrated Gabrielle actually WORK, since her arguments are actually TRUE?
Plus Bernadette confronts Augatha for the very first time! It goes about exactly as you'd predict.
All this, and we also finally learn once and for all the secret reason Gilda is cool! (That last bit still cracks me up.)
34 pages
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Episode 9
The Pontue Legacy #1 "Part One: The Fall Of Finn" (Un-Iverse #9)
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44 views • Oct 15, 2024
"The Key to Gilda and Meek's Future Lies in the Past."
Or The Dreaded Un-Iverse Prequel is here!
Set in the year 1189, The Pontue Legacy is the true secret origin story of Mistress Augatha and her unborn sister Gabrielle. The Prologue itself is a tour de force for the Narrator, and his finest moment in the 90 issue saga. We will reveal about as much crucial backstory and mythology to The Un-Iverse's world history and species in 6 issues as it would have taken me 100 Gilda And Meek stories to get to it all. The Pontue Legacy is not just Augatha's origin story, it is damn well the secret history and origin story of The Un-Iverse's Earth itself.
The story, which crosses tropes of fantasy, fairytale, sword and sorcery, and comedy, is centered around Princess Sarah Farrell. Sarah is what would happen if Disney centered a movie around a Disney Princess who was a cynical asshole who rages against the world. Like an actual teenage girl. Some people will find Sarah annoying for this reason. I think the fact that the things she rages against are things one SHOULD be outraged by is the selling point of an asshole Disney Princess.
Don't you dare miss this crucial Un-Iverse detour! The outcomes of both Gilda And Meek AND the Un-Iverse finale "The Terran Wars" will be MUCH more rewarding with its added context, so I wouldn't skip it in disinterest if I were you.
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Episode 10
The Pontue Legacy #2 "Part Two: The Invisible Kingdom" (Un-Iverse #10)
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19 views • Oct 16, 2024
"Sarah Lives! Hope Never Dies!"
The Kingdom Of Finn has fallen to Augatha's forces and the Vikings. The next step for Princess Sarah, Captain Henry, and Handmaiden Winifred is to find allies to help them take back the Kingdom. Winifred first directs them to the former and (and now seemingly empty) Dog Kingdom Ralla to search for treasure but they soon learn it's not as empty as they thought. Meanwhile Augatha wants to find our heroes to learn what they know about her sister's egg.
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Episode 11
The Pontue Legacy #3 "Part Three: The Magician And The Swordsman" (Un-Iverse #11)
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6 views • Oct 16, 2024
Much of this issue is told in flashback and reveals the past of Sarah and her young love, the doofy Magician's Apprentice Zyle. The journey is emotional and bittersweet, and Henry in the present realizes their connection may complicate his hopes of gaining help from Zyle's master, the Magician Agnor.
Meanwhile the Swordsman Pedro decides to join the heroes' quest. But him revealing his mysterious backstory with Mistress Pontue to Sarah and friends raise questions about the Piranha's history to US in the present. If only these two characters could cross time and compare notes!
The Narrator says here "Never let it be said that the douchebags of The Un-Iverse lack nuance." It's a defining phrase for him, and one I try to live by every issue.
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Episode 12
The Pontue Legacy #4 "Part Four: The Blessed Child" (Un-Iverse #12)
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13 views • Oct 17, 2024
Augatha's alliance with the Dragons' Council is straining to the breaking point. Meanwhile Sarah and Zyle make plans to retrieve her sister's egg and gather enough forces to take back her kingdom.
The fourth issue of The Pontue Legacy is the shortest in length, but not to be missed.
32 pages
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Episode 13
The Pontue Legacy #5 "Part Five: The Dragons And The Egg" (Un-Iverse #13)
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22 views • Oct 18, 2024
Many readers will question the wisdom of this fairytale / fantasy / sword and sorcery epic dealing with a setting of a TV-style talk show spoof, with Dragon versions of Jerry Springer and Morton Downey Jr.. Just remember this is The Un-Iverse. This is how we roll.
We will also learn about Young Augatha's biggest regret and failure, and find out precisely what drove Augatha to the mindset to never disbelieve a prophecy ever again.
Don't miss the devastating ending either. It's a shocker.
58 pages
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Episode 14
The Pontue Legacy #6 "Part Six: The Promise" (Un-Iverse #14)
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32 views • Oct 24, 2024
Hope may seem lost, but really, the final battle has just begun. But while the heroes seek to retake the Kingdom of Finn from the Vikings, Sarah's goals are far more personal. But in order to win, she realizes she must do something absolutely insane.
Meanwhile, we witness an injured Augatha's brutal trek to Dragons' Mountain, and watch her put the final pieces into place to begin her journey to becoming the Mistress Gilda knows and despises in the present.
There is sacrifice and heartbreak, as well as set-up for future events (Keep your eyes on Bob the Wizard) leading to a satisfying, bittersweet ending. But after all that, The Narrator reveals the characters' ultimate Fates in prose (with illustrations) and connects the story to the present in an Epilogue unlike any you've ever read before.
This first ever ending to an Un-Iverse Arc is one of the definitive tales of The Un-Iverse. Don't miss it.
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Episode 15
UnComix One-Shots #1: The Humans (Un-Iverse #15)
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3 views • Oct 24, 2024
"Shut up. We're doing this."
Let's open the world up a bit. A grab-bag of short stories starring secondary characters, some new, some familiar. Most are pure comedic short subjects, but the one at the end is more of an adventure in the traditional Un-Iverse style.
The Humans travel to Egypt only to encounter a Mummy's Curse. But perhaps the Mummy's true curse is The Human' themselves.
Meanwhile an animal cat and bird named Narf-Narf and Chirp plan a jewel heist with a Terran Dog pickpocket named Stella Stickyfingers. And what is up with Narf-Narf's bizarre obsession with sore throat spray?
Meanwhile the Piranha goes up against a sadistic mailman.
And finally we meet Juan Timone Howler, new member of the FBI, and a major thorn in the sides of two shadowy government agents, who suggest the U.S. secretly government backs Mistress Augatha's plans for world domination. This story is the first of four parts with a literal "Blackout" cliffhanger.
Also, there are three gag strips (including one starring Meek and Bernadette) as well as a spoof ad. What do all of these disparate characters and unrelated stories have to do with the major arcs of The Un-Iverse? Or are they just random nonsense and pure filler? Let's just say I wouldn't skip the following five issues if I were you.
26 pages
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Episode 16
UnComix One-Shots #2: Narf-Narf And Chirp (Un-Iverse #16)
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8 views • Oct 24, 2024
Another grab-bag of Un-Iverse short stories!
Narf-Narf and Chirp attend a bookburning held by Reverend Vic Puff; Meek pesters Bernadette over who he could beat in a fight; The Humans become trapeze artists at the circus; In the second part of the Howler story "Bad Moon Rising", FBI Agent Phil Douglas is given the low-down on Werewolves and the government conspiracy with Mistress Augatha.
32 pages
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Episode 17
UnComix One-Shots #3: The Piranha (Un-Iverse #17)
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11 views • Oct 24, 2024
The Piranha tries to steal a plate of cookies from Dr. Raggleworth; Stella Stickyfingers plays (and cheats) at a high stakes game of poker in an illegal underground club; The Humans annoy a Big Game Hunter; Chirp foils a bank robbery; Howler and Phil make plans to rescue Audrey while Audrey herself weighs her options, and Howler meets government agent Mitch for the first time.
31 pages
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Episode 18
UnComix One-Shots #4: Howler (Un-Iverse #18)
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17 views • Oct 24, 2024
The four-part Howler story "Bad Moon Rising" concludes with the conflict coming to a head and Howler realizing exactly what he is willing to do in the name of love and revenge. It is a devastating revelation that changes things from here on out, and effects the entire "Stop Augatha" movement at large.
In less serious news Stella Stickyfingers takes Narf-Narf to the vet, The Humans encounter a Yeti potentially even more annoying and demanding than themselves, and we see the Piranha's favorite (alarmingly named) TV show "Unkie Matty's Wacky Funhouse" for the first time.
45 pages
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Episode 19
UnComix One-Shots #5 Meek's Chiller Theatre (Un-Iverse #19)
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14 views • Oct 24, 2024
I believe UnComix One-Shots is my most underwhelming Un-Iverse title. But the final issue of it remains one of my very favorites of the entire Un-Iverse.
In the title story, Meek's Chiller Theater "The Curse Of The Pink Gorilla", Meek relates to Bernadette the scariest story known to man.
Stella Stickyfingers scores a ticket to the biggest, secretest, most exclusive Pickpockets' Convention in the world, in hopes of reuniting with her catburglar father. It's all about magic, really.
After Crusty the Crab accidentally causes the Piranha to get injured, both fear Gilda will read him the riot act. Instead Gilda soberly details the harsh reality of psychics and how they work in this Universe to both the Piranha, and the reader.
Finally, a comical gag story about Bill The Blue adjusting to his new prison cellmate (a giant, violent Werewolf named Infinitesimal Microbe) turns weirdly mythological and cosmic by the end of the day. Because that's The Un-Iverse.
62 pages
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Episode 20
Gilda And Meek #9 "Destiny's Prisoner" (Un-Iverse #20)
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12 views • Oct 24, 2024
The Epic Returns!
Gilda and Meek are finally back!
In this issue, the secret history of Redmond the Dark Child and Gabrielle is finally detailed. Meanwhile, a malevolent Reverend Vic Puff sends his followers after Bernadette after she harmlessly insults him on television. This specific plotline is the most shocking thing in The Un-Iverse so far.
All this and a three page back-up story that's a crossover between The Humans and Howler! Don't miss it!
32 pages
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Episode 21
Gilda And Meek #10 "With A Song In Her Heart / In Which We Meet The Elephantom" (Un-Iverse #21)
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12 views • Oct 24, 2024
Meet the Elephantom, Appleton's newest supervillain! And you might remember his agent Ted. He introduced us to The Humans (but don't hold that against him). Learn his backstory here!
Also Narf-Narf and Chirp find themselves prisoners of a reality show. In the meantime, Gilda decides to offer Vic Puff some helpful constructive criticism.
39 pages
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Episode 22
Meek And Gilda #11 "The Otterman Cometh Back" (Un-Iverse #22)
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21 views • Oct 24, 2024
Why is Meek's name first on the cover? Because for THIS adventure only, MEEK is in charge of the group and GILDA is his sidekick! Uh oh.
And yeah, the Otterman done Cometh Back. As a straight-up villain for the first and only time. Mwa ha ha!
Warlocks' Council and Whahuma Bears foreshadowing, as well as Twin Peaks references abound as well.
There are two back-up stories in the issue. The Humans story is also ripe with Warlocks foreshadowing and Twin Peaks references. But as of 2023, the Unkie Matty's Wacky Funhouse story is my pick for the worst story in the entire franchise, or at least so far. It wasn't intended to be, but I'm wondering if I'm alone in thinking it is. You tell me.
57 pages
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Episode 23
Gilda And Meek #12 "The Code" (Un-Iverse #23)
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20 views • Oct 24, 2024
The premise of superheroes is finally more formally introduced and explained in The Un-Iverse, as The Piranha tries out for a new superhero team and learns some dark secrets in the process. Meanwhile, Augatha successfully captures Gilda, Meek, Dr. Raggleworth, and Bernadette. And that's the B story!
There is a good chance many readers will feel ripped off by the end of this story. And I think MANY readers will find the turn of events sublime instead. Test your Un-Iverse mettle here, folks. If you are pissed, this franchise probably isn't for you. If you are delighted instead, you are in for some good times ahead.
Also, the second Meek's Chiller Theatre back-up story is the shortest, but also the most unusual, and done in a different art style.
38 pages
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Episode 24
Gilda And Meek #13 "The Bug Aliens: Part One" (Un-Iverse #24)
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15 views • Oct 24, 2024
In the first of a two part story, Gilda and Meek and the group are headed off on their first outer space adventure. But the mysteries they encounter when confronted by a trio of con artists known as the Bug Aliens get more and more confusing as more questions are raised.
Who is the mysterious Man In Pajamas who gives Gilda her mission to save the Earth? Why does the Piranha seem to recognize him and distrust him? And weirdest off all, how is it the Piranha already knows how to fly the spaceship this man has loaned him? Questions, questions, questions. None of which will be answered anytime soon.
Meanwhile, Vic Puff is struggling in the Presidential polls and his advisors suggest him settling down with a nice woman would lend his campaign the aura of respectability it currently lacks. This storyline goes pretty much as grossly as you'd predict.
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Episode 25
Gilda And Meek #14 "The Bug Aliens: Part Two" (Un-Iverse #25)
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10 views • Oct 24, 2024
Bernadette Anderson knows a secret.
Bernadette knows the actual secret reason Gilda's master plan to save the Earth and the Terran race is doomed to failure. Even GILDA doesn't know. Maybe Bernadette should tell her. Or maybe this is something Gilda needs to figure out for herself. Because the answer is obvious, really.
I also promise you a confusing and frustrating cliffhanger. Because I love you THAT much.
47 pages
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Episode 26
UnComix Tales #1 Howler "Infecteds" (Un-Iverse #26)
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25 views • Oct 24, 2024
Howler's new Werewolf tribe infiltrates a secret top-secret base to free the Werewolves supposedly being kept prisoner there. But this "prison" is actually a medical lab of horrors with dark secrets. Juan may be apart from his true love, but his journey to becoming the hero Gabrielle will eventually need him to be begins here.
Meanwhile the Bug Aliens invite Stella Stickyfingers and Narf-Narf and Chirp to participate in contests of debauchery, while Meek and Bernadette have themselves a spooky Halloween Adventure in an all-new Gilda And Meek story.
