Friendo
English
27 pages
(FREE)
1: Friendo #1
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236 views • Apr 30, 2024
Leo wasn’t allowed toys as a kid, but now that he’s all grown up he’s going to take yours. He used to play by the rules, but then governments and corporations set fire to the rules and still expected him to behave. He probably would have if it hadn’t been for his new friend Jerry. See, Jerry isn’t human; he’s a personalised marketing VR… and he’s malfunctioning. Unhinged ultraviolence from Alex Paknadel (ARCADIA) and Martin Simmonds (PUNKS NOT DEAD).
24 pages
(FREE)
2: Friendo #2
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94 views • Apr 30, 2024
Leo’s having one of *those* days. He’s been ditched by his friends, mugged at knifepoint, and electrocuted. He has something to say about all this, but the only cat prepared to listen is his virtual reality marketing pal, Jerry. Ordinarily that wouldn’t be a problem, but Jerry’s mental health hasn’t been too hot since his circuits got fried. But hey, what could go wrong?
27 pages
3: Friendo #3
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67 views • Apr 30, 2024
Leo and Jerry’s attempt to rob a hypermarket goes stomach-churningly wrong. Luckily, a mysterious corporate benefactor is on hand to help them with a new mission and an offer they can’t refuse. Meanwhile, the owner of the hypermarket chain is in no mood to put up with Leo and Jerry’s antics. Enter ‘Zajíc the Cremator’, a brutal assassin with a predilection for bunny ear headbands.
29 pages
4: Friendo #4
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64 views • Apr 30, 2024
Thanks to an obscure piece of legislation, Jerry and Leo are now above the law. As they rob big-box stores up and down the west coast with The Manufacturer’s blessing, their violent exploits are also being livestreamed to millions of disaffected consumers who’ve been told ‘no’ one too many times. However, just as they’re beginning to tire of their new status as folk heroes their final heist takes a bloody turn when corporate assassin ‘Zajíček the Cremator’ finally gets them in his sights.
25 pages
5: Friendo #5
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85 views • Apr 30, 2024
The epic conclusion! Having barely survived their confrontation with the unstoppable Zajíček the Cremator - who remains determined to leave their $#!t in ruins - Jerry and Leo are now off-camera and off the grid. But where to go now Leo’s stolen pretty much everything he ever wanted? Only one item remains: the Action Joe™ action figure Leo lost as a kid. An epic showdown in the desert ensues, and a surprising hero rises…
