Bird Turd

Even after Franklin Pine acquires the bizarre ability to talk to birds (but only after eating their poop), he goes about his days as usual, believing nothing will change. But after an encounter with an annoying woodpecker, our unmotivated zoo janitor finds himself the target of a New York pigeon gang, forever altering the course of his mundane life. In this comedic, relatable tale about growing pains, Frank will have to come to terms with his existence thus far and answer the question: Just how much crap is he willing to go through to change?