
Ranf Payl
When bacteria can't fight for themselves, sometimes they can get your gut to fight for them.
When the going gets rough, your intestine is there to lend a helping hand ... or something like that.
Some bacteria can talk to you. Can you hear them?
Bacteria have a sense for substances.
Bacteria gots the feels.
Do you change your diet or does your diet change you?
There are links between your bacteria and your body weight.
Bacteria can make you overweight.
Power you can take to the bank (or some other sort of mixed metaphor).
Bacteria can't just eat the whole thing.
Bacteria don't have mouths. And still they devour!
Bacteroides is the epicurious bacterium
Skin junk makes bacteroides hard to find.
How do bacteria see in the dark?
Bacteria skin is pretty weird (no offense!)
How’s a bacteria survive on the mean streets?
Like a little recycling center inside ya!
A bacteria's breakfast is your lunch.
What does the discriminating bacteriodes like to eat?
You come into this world cold and alone. But that doesn't last long!
Can you have too much of a good thing? Oh yeah you can.
Okay, maybe not completely, totally like cats. But still a little bit like cats.
How do microbes pay the rent? With small bills of course! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, the things we do for you...