Austin, 2021: Janice Hoffman's a 34 year-old pot-smoking slacker working at the last video store in Texas. Her life may look aimless and boring, but she's watching every Star Trek episode ever in in-universe chronological order and already made it through 3 seasons of Enterprise. So there. Also, she may get shot in the face for choosing the wrong color swatch.
New Jersey, 1937: A very confused Janice materializes on the Hindenburg for 21 seconds as it's engulfed in flames.
A different Austin, 2021: An adult Janice with a child brain briefly appears on top of a parking garage. A stylishly-dressed woman wants her to take a message to Bob (this may also involve getting shot in the face).
Mexico City, 1987: Baby Janice is maybe being abducted by maybe-aliens.
No Damn Idea: Janice is running from totally-for-sure-aliens who travel on kaiju-sized hermit crabs. Janice is speaking Spanish with a 7 ft tall gas-masked zombie in what looks an awful lot like a 1920s German Expressionist sci-fi movie. Janice is free-falling through the thermosphere of a gas giant, in the exact 21 seconds of time and space where it won't cause her to asphyxiate, freeze, burn or explode.
Also, possibly in a meta-level where time is moot: Janice is consulting with an infinitely large publishing house on the comic book adaptation of her life story (which itself possibly only ever happened in a comic book). It's written and painted by infinite chimpanzees, a miracle of temporal engineering that was humanity's final FU to AI writers and artists.
Through all this, one thing's always the same: Janice is waiting for Bob. Partly to explain WTF is happening, but mainly to kick his ass.
Austin, 2021: Janice Hoffman's a 34 year-old pot-smoking slacker working at the last video store in Texas. Her life may look aimless and boring, but she's watching every Star Trek episode ever in in-universe chronological order and already made it through 3 seasons of Enterprise. So there. Also, she may get shot in the face for choosing the wrong color swatch.
New Jersey, 1937: A very confused Janice materializes on the Hindenburg for 21 seconds as it's engulfed in flames.
A different Austin, 2021: An adult Janice with a child brain briefly appears on top of a parking garage. A stylishly-dressed woman wants her to take a message to Bob (this may also involve getting shot in the face).
Mexico City, 1987: Baby Janice is maybe being abducted by maybe-aliens.
No Damn Idea: Janice is running from totally-for-sure-aliens who travel on kaiju-sized hermit crabs. Janice is speaking Spanish with a 7 ft tall gas-masked zombie in what looks an awful lot like a 1920s German Expressionist sci-fi movie. Janice is free-falling through the thermosphere of a gas giant, in the exact 21 seconds of time and space where it won't cause her to asphyxiate, freeze, burn or explode.
Also, possibly in a meta-level where time is moot: Janice is consulting with an infinitely large publishing house on the comic book adaptation of her life story (which itself possibly only ever happened in a comic book). It's written and painted by infinite chimpanzees, a miracle of temporal engineering that was humanity's final FU to AI writers and artists.
Through all this, one thing's always the same: Janice is waiting for Bob. Partly to explain WTF is happening, but mainly to kick his ass.
I'm annoyed because the book was right about the song being perfect for those pages. I think the dialogue is a bit much but it fits the story. And the art is beautiful
VideoJames 9 months ago
I'm annoyed because the book was right about the song being perfect for those pages. I think the dialogue is a bit much but it fits the story. And the art is beautiful