Voyage of the Journey Star

My name is Anarra and I really am the greatest. Going on quests, saving towns, fighting monsters. I do it all! By myself! People say I have help from my two besties, but it’s really all me. I was just minding my business one day, when this weird purple box god takes my magic sword and gives it to my (former) best friend Blorn the Barbarian. And you know what? The god sends him on a quest. Without me! So naturally I do what I do best. I get really, really mad, and then I do something really, really stupid. Ask anyone. I’m known for it.