Here is Detective Tso, and Fraser the cat, and Hiske the owl, and Oat the owlet, and Auran the tree sprite, and a forest in the middle of the city...and some eggs.
All it takes is a screaming mantelpiece for you to come to your senses. Good job, pal. Well done. Three cheers. Congratulations. Hip hip hooray. Thumbs up. Gold star. Gold medal. Headteacher's award.