The Heroic Losers

Once upon a time... in the magical world of Gaebals, a brilliant boy named Rein Fortunos dreamed of becoming a wizard in the kingdom of Etassalot. So, his parents enrolled him in the Royal Academy to make his dream come true.  On orientation day, however, shit hit the fan. Rein instantly fell in love with Aaron Altruis, the hot, tall, blond, boner-inducing wanna-be knight. As fate would have it. Rein and Aaron discovered they both sucked ass at their dream professions. Despite being total fucking losers, the two formed a budding romance that grew stronger over the years.  The boys, now men, somehow passed their final exams- by totally not cheating at all- earning their monikers: Rein of Shadows & Aaron Lionheart. But alas, what should have been the happiest time of their lives turned into tragedy, when buried secrets caused an irreparable rift, resulting in their relationship coming to an explosive end.  Seven years later, disaster strikes. The Prince of Etassalot has been kidnapped by a 90ft tall, small-dicked, douchebag dragon. To get his son back, the King consults his magical fortune-teller, who reveals the prophecy. Instead of the mightiest warriors of all the land venturing out to save the Prince, it is instead: Rein of Shadows. Aaron Lionheart, and Dan- a famous, flamboyant, glitter-guzzling bard.  Rein and Aaron must forcefully reunite after seven years apart. Damn- how messy is this gonna get? Only time will tell, as The Heroic Losers embark upon their absurd quest... if Dan can pack his suitcase and get out the damn door.