Space. It's big. It’s strange. Objects narrowly miss devastating collisions. Others collide. Sometimes two of the most infamous freebooters in the known galaxy throw their lot in with a time displaced pilot and with an angry alien astro-canine to create a mafia. A Space Monkey Mafia.
As time starts breaking down around them, the Mafia must work together to fix the whole of space-time, with help from and in spite of a charismatic quantum engineer, of course. All their banana chips are on the table.