Okay. A long time ago, two people got together and made a little baby named Lorenzo. About the same time, two aliens got together and made a little alien named Lesna.
Lorenzo grew up to be a drunken loser.
Lesna grew up to be whatever it is little aliens grow up to be.
Lorenzo and Lesna are about to be best friends, whether they like it or not…
Brave. True. Honest. None of these words describe short-order fry cook Lorenzo Raygoza. Broke, fat, lazy, and surly…he’s got a crappy life and he deserves it.
Now, thanks to the alien that landed in the alleyway behind his diner, he’s also superhuman. Let’s be real here, folks. This is going to turn out exactly as you’d expect. The saga of the Earth’s worst superhero begins here!