Motor City Mo

How do you hurt the toughest guy in the world? Maurice "Motor City Mo" Goldman has hit rock bottom. His glory days of being a top boxing prospect are behind him, now you'll most likely find him alone in his apartment throwing back whisky by the gallon or down at his favorite strip club, Clooney's. He earns money as an enforcer for Don Dozier (of Dollar Don's Discount Autowash--you've seen the commercials); breakin legs, crackin skulls, general intimidation. But Mo can't take it anymore--he wants out. Only problem is, he can't die. And trust me, he's trying...