Jonly Nonly

The book that starts it all. A cacophony of bad jokes, some ok jokes, and one man’s battle with his brain to fight off sleep. Learn about our main case, Jonly Nonly, Calvereena, and Jeffers! Meet some recurring background characters with Pot, Kettle, Blinky, and Awesome-Stance! This is the first book that takes the web-comics from 2008 through 2012, re-writing and re-creating 90% of them into a more sequential story format. Is there a story? There's as much story in this issue as there is Swifts in Taylor. What does that mean? I have no idea, but she is popular right now so maybe mentioning her will make you want to buy this book. No, there is not a single Swift joke or comment in the book, just here in this description. Bask in the glory of Jeffers bad jokes, marvel at Jonly's social commentary, and sit in awe at Calvereen's chillness. Features cameos from Inanimate Sergeant Blinky and his Brigade of Fantastic The Reset Button! Covers: Cover A - Regular Cover by J Horsley III Cover B - Variant by Kaylie Cover C - TH3 Comics Variant by Kodi Cover D - Super Duper Limited It's not a Halloween Comics it's Just a Variant Cover Variant by J Horsley III Cover E - Nude Variant by J Horsley III Cover F - Blank Variant Jonly Nonly #1 - Something, Something First Book is the second in the series, and the second in Chapter One – Every thing needs an intro, so why not this?

What's the absolute best thing to do with your second issue? Do a Christmas themed cross-over with other comics you created that are no longer being made! What was originally a giant cross over with various web-comics in 2010 is now a full 24 page comic of complete randomness and cameos from web-comics you’ve probably never read! And it’s Christmas themed! Get introduced to more characters that show up later in the series, like Bernard and Larry! Features cameos from: Inanimate Sergeant Blinky and his Brigade of Fantastic y2cl! Covers Cover A - Regular by J Horsley III Cover B - Variant (wrap around) by Laurent Rivas Cover C - TH3 Comics Variant by Jakob Cover D - Variant (wrap around) by Laurent Rivas Jonly Nonly #2: It's the Great Christmas Crossover, Jonly is the second in the series, and the second in Chapter One – Every thing needs an intro, so why not this?

We meet a new character, Earf, who joins the main cast!The True story of one man who breaks his back and gets robot legs. He pleads to anyone who will listen cause he want's his legs back since when they took his that also took his lil' Jonly. Does he get his legs back? Does he keep the robot legs for adventures in the future? Find out by reading this issue! And something about the end of the world, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. Covers Cover A - Regular by J Horsley III Cover B - Sepia Variant by JB Panotes Cover C - TH3 Comics Variant by Saidey Cover D - Dark Variant by JB Panotes Cover E - Variant by JB Panotes Cover F - Black and White(ish) by JB Panotes Jonly Nonly #3: Mecha is the third in the series, and the third in Chapter One – Every thing needs an intro, so why not this?

In 2015 Jonly participated in 24 hour Comics Day! And after a few revisions this is the story of Jonly telling stories about some of his favorite characters. So sit back and let Jonly tell you some stories that will blow you mind! Ok, truth be told they will make you go 'hey, that was kinda cool!' That's something though! Features cameos from: Inanimate Sergeant Blinky and his Brigade of Fantastic y2cl Furry Animal Mayhem Fuzzy Memory Covers: Cover A - Regular by J Horsley III Cover B - Green Lantern #85 Homage by Ram Sandoval Cover C - TH3 Comics Variant by Tegan Cover D - Variant (OG Cover) by J Horsley III Jonly Nonly #4 - Storytime with Jonly! is the fourth in the series, and the fourht in Chapter One – Every thing needs an intro, so why not this?

Earf is back and he’s here to nerd out about Star Wars. Why did we do a full issue on Star Wars? Are we giant Star Wars fans here? Well Earf sure is, and it’s easy canon fodder for jokes. A bunch of nerds to see Star Wars. One of them doesn't know anything about the Star Wars (This is a reference to the fourth comic strip I ever did called Star Wars.) They also play a card came themed on Star Wars but uses that other popular TCFG game mechanics. Oh, there's some jokes and stuff, too. Covers: Cover A - Regular by J Horsley III Cover B - Star Wars #1 Homage by J Horsley III Cover C - TH3 Comics Variant by Jack Cover D - Star Wars with Trek Font by J Horsley III Cover E - Star Wars Classic Movie Logo Variant by J Horsley III Cover F - Star Wars New Movie Logo Variant by J Horsley III Jonly Nonly #5 – A Nonly Far, Far Away is the fifth in the series, and the fifth and final in Chapter One – Every thing needs an intro, so why not this?

What lesson will they learn? To not make such random jokes in the pages of an actual comic? To get better artwork so it’s not so…bad? Will they learn about equality and caring for their fellow human? Will they learn about the joys of seeing a Star Wars movie? about the joys of Christmas? How about learning all about the other creators the helped build Marvel comics? A valuable lesson about collecting? Go on an epic fishing trip with Jeffers and Earf and learn the true meaning of friendship? Well Calvereena suddenly become a professor and teach a class on science? Is he going to explain to you what a Deuterostome is? Did I just look through the issue and list out all the topics in the book to make this list? Well, not all. Oh, you also get a cross over with The Eynes Anthology that no one asked for but needed. Note: there is one cameo from Inanimate, can you find it? Covers: Cover A – Regular Cover by J Horsley III Cover B – Archie’s Pal Jughead #87 Homage by Laurent Rivas Cover C – Archie’s Pal Jughead #87 Homage Vintage Variant by Laurent Rivas