The story of a ragtag gang of rejects by the name of the "Galactic Criminals", as they join together to break so, so, so many god damn laws, in an attempt to prove they can truly be something that the system told them they couldn't. Follow Crank, Red, and the soon-to-be-disclosed others as they struggle, open up, and follow the phrase "be gay, do crime" to a shockingly accurate degree.