I'm learning as I go.
The idea is to handle as many genres and modes as possible, this is a living portfolio — I do want to get hired, so please write if you have an actual offer.
My true master is probably Henry James — he was The Master, right? Whatever that might mean.
But also Balzac for his entrepreneurial spirit,
T.S. Eliot for his common sense,
Yeats for his "community disorganizing" and general trolling (see "Playboy of the Western World" case),
EP for being EP,
Lana for being Lana,
Dickens for being a Dick.
Also Candance Owens is the best online — that is, among those I know so far.
What if the weapon to defeat dictators was sitting in the toy aisle all along?
What if cats were the real end of the world?
What if philosophy, politics, and dirty dishes kept colliding in the same room?
What if comedy worked better when everyone kept a straight face?
What if didn't?
A deadpan comic about big stakes, small objects, and the strangeness of everyday life