One-shot 1
DoggiP
Chrissy is 9, loves Christmas and loves spreading holiday joy in a world that treats her and other kids like her, worse than dogshit.
Doggip, or just D, is over 6000 years old, hates Christmas, hates children, and would prefer if it was dogshit that dragged itself into their house.
But it was Chrissy.
Mayhem ensues. Or cognitive behavioral therapy through petty crime, enviromental terrorism and CEO assassination.