Cute Criminals & Crazy Philosophy
English
34 pages
(FREE)
Episode 1
Episode 1 Transcendental Passage
345 views • Jan 28, 2026
A young man steps off a plane and mutters to himself, "My guru is here."
His name is Wahn Witzigenstein,─a NobeN Prize winner at just twenty, now a full professor of philosophy.
Suddenly, the scene shifts. Inside a police van sits a handcuffed cute girl.
She looks uneasy─then, out of nowhere, she starts shouting...and delivers a bizarrely surreal speech.
23 pages
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Episode 2
Episode 2 The Formidable Being-for-Others
71 views • Feb 18, 2026
The morning after she arrived at Donomichi Prison, Yutori is summoned to "The New Inmate Evaluation" room.
There, she finds herself surrounded by high-ranking officers, and the warden orders her to obey whatever they command as an inmate.
But Yutori, a philosopher at heart, refuses to comply.
From the perspective of the eternal universe, she argues, all of them are equally insignificant specks of existence.
The warden, Horiyuki, grows furious...
20 pages
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Episode 3
Episode 3 Marginaux
40 views • Mar 17, 2026
Yutori is assigned to a shared cell, where she meets two young inmates, Sawako and Konami.
Although they’re new prisoners just like her, they already act like best friends.
Suspicious, Yutori wonders if they committed the same crime together.
They quickly deny it — and then, one by one, begin cheerfully explaining the crimes that landed them here.
