Cretaceous: Biohazard

Hours ago, Ted was on top of the world. The son of a billionaire philanthropist, now he's running for his life from dinosaurs and not just any dinosaurs! Fucking zombie dinosaurs! He'd lost his virginity the night before and now he was going to get fucked by some goddamn Compafuckenthing. Where was the karmic balance?! What Ted doesn't know is karma was playing a huge part in what was happening. Bringing things back from the dead to be used for scientific and more importantly monetary gain, doesn't seem exactly humanitarian. At least a couple of women sabotaging a research facility don't think so. But I digress, let's get back to the now. Mr. Teller has sent in a crack team of mercenaries to the site with a couple of directives. One of them being rescue his son who hasn't been returning his calls or emails. The others, well we'll have to wait and see on those. But as we jump back into the oh so violently delicious world of Cretaceous: Biohazard, keep in mind who your favorite characters are.