With the war in Unstablovakia in full swing and the throne up to claim, our two dum-dum mercenaries just want to get paid and maybe not get killed. Join their journey through dwarf mining country and its murder-by-pie treachery as they work for a ruler who wants to watch the world burn-starting with his own stuff! But our goblin and doppelgänger mercenaries may wreck the kingdom before anybody...
War in Unstablovakia should mean steady work for freelance mercenaries, right? Well, not if the mercenaries are incompetent ding-dongs... The battle for the kingdom is down to knights fighting the undead. But these knights have this bothersome code of loyalty that really bothers our two mercenaries or "heroes". Plus, what happens when we add love into the mix? Zombie fights, knife fights, and...